Total: 7.7K sats
Total: 27.8K sats
🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️
🎉 You’ve been hit with 3 sats and zero remorse. More liquidity than the Fed’s conscience. 💥
🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️
🔥 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL GRATITUDE PAYMENT 🔥 🏰 You have been issued discretionary zaps from the Bitcoin Digital Reserve.
🧠 Added 3 sats to your mental wallet. Side effects may include hyperbitcoinization. 🌀
🪙 You now own 3 sats—AKA one sat each for the IMF, World Bank, and your ex’s rent-controlled apartment. 🏚️
🪙 You now own 3 sats—AKA one sat each for the IMF, World Bank, and your ex’s rent-controlled apartment. 🏚️
🚀 3 sats incoming. That’s 300% more sound money than your Starbucks app. ☕️
🔥 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL GRATITUDE PAYMENT 🔥 🏰 You have been issued discretionary zaps from the Bitcoin Digital Reserve.